a tribute to my school (part 3)

every class has a strategy to avoid lessons. the strategies are shockingly simple yet effective. pity the teachers who get fooled by them sometimes. oh well, kids will be kids.
refer to part 1 of this series. note that our additional mathematics teacher wasn't exactly the most favored teacher by my classmates and our brother class next door, 5Sc6. respect you guys!

our additional mathematics teacher,mr cheng. it wasn't something personal, but sorry sir, additional mathematics is boring!!! during his lessons, half the class would be asleep, books propped up. this seemed to deceive him into thinking we were only studying in a more comfortable position. hmm..fishy..

trivia : the most frequent sleeper in 5Sc3 : kin loong . this dude is just amazing!! he sleeps during add m3, m3, history, biology, physics, bahasa melayu, chemistry, moral, the trial SPM papers, the ACTUAL SPM papers. well, to summarize his sleeping patterns, he is only fully awake during recess and PJK . back to the point, during additional mathematics periods, we usually cooperate as a class to deceive our poor teacher.

step 1: all four class doors will be closed .3 of the doors will be locked, the remaining front door will be left unlocked, so that if we get busted, at least that would save us from severe punishment.

step 2 : whole class will remain unrealistically silent, something that could not possibly happen under normal circumstances. and then we just waited. and waited. perfect plan.

wai soon : wei,very bad la we all..

class : shhhhh!!!

after around 30minutes, the front door slowly opens and a face peeks in. busted!

mr cheng: why are all the doors closed?? ( rising tone)
(silence)
mr cheng: i asked you all why are the doors closed ahhhh??? (still rising, looks very annoyed).do you know i have been standing outside waiting for half an hour??\
(silence)
mr cheng: (really starts to look angry.hardcore case,someone better say something,fast)

class: sir, the sun was shining in.very bright. we couldn't see the whiteboard. ( it was very dark outside btw)

mr cheng: outside where got sun??? going to rain!

class: just now sir ( whole class buat tak tau, stares innocently at teacher)

mr cheng: (looks around,still very annoyed. but he can't find anyone at fault, and no one was gonna spill the beans)

mr cheng: you all don't want to study, nevermind. its your own future. next time after SPM find a job at the store or ocean as a cashier.work there for the rest of your life. i'm not bluffing you! i've seen a few of my ex-students working full-time at the store. when they see me, they hide because they are ashamed!!! ahhhhh! okay, any questions from last lesson?

woohoo!!! success. after the lesson,everyone talks about the latest achievement. sometimes, we don't have to do anything to annoy mr cheng. he gets pissed off by our allies next door, 5Sc6.
he would be talking to the whiteboard as usual, and then suddenly a voice is heard shouting, "botak ah lek!!!!".
he rushes out,only to find that the culprit has escaped. or sometimes, chairs are thrown in the corridor by them just to annoy him.
ahh,the joys of school life.

by the way, we kinda regret doing stuff like that to annoy him in the past. sorry sir! happy retirement!












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